"Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs" (yowen) 10/23/2013 at 08:36 • Filed to: brotruck

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guy at work yesterday: "My neighbors diesel has so much black smoke, Cummins diesels smoke the most, my Superduty doesn't smoke that much no matter how hard I try". Me: "I'm pretty sure that means you aren't burning all of your fuel and that your tune is off". Him: "No. The more power you make, the more smoke you get, cut your muffler off, throw a tune and and air intake on there and you'll make more power and smoke." Me: *I give up* "ok".

I didn't feel like starting an argument about it, haha. This guy has replaced his Ford emblem with a superman logo. He also replaced all his valve stem covers with miniature pistons, but they were too heavy and them shaking around/vibrating while driving sheered two of his valve stems off, haha.

CalzoneGolem > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs 10/23/2013 at 08:41

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It is ok eventually those pistons would just corrode onto the valve stems and not be able to be removed.

It just hit me that this would be funny to do to a rotary car.

getchapopcorn > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs 10/23/2013 at 08:46

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Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > CalzoneGolem 10/23/2013 at 08:47

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Haha, he moved them to his golf cart. Since those tires don't spin fast enough to sheer off the valve stems. I wouldn't risk putting those things on anything after being stranded, twice, because of them.

CalzoneGolem > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs 10/23/2013 at 08:48

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I really hope it is an electric cart.

Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > getchapopcorn 10/23/2013 at 08:49

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Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > CalzoneGolem 10/23/2013 at 08:49

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haha, why's that?

PS9 > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs 10/23/2013 at 08:50

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You should have said, "Just stroke it harder, especially while driving. Then, you'll get all the black cum smoke you really want."

CalzoneGolem > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs 10/23/2013 at 08:52

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No pistons except on the wheels.

Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > CalzoneGolem 10/23/2013 at 09:07

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oh, haha, got ya.

webmonkees > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs 10/23/2013 at 09:10

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Before I set the timing better, could rev the Subaru up a bit at a stoplight and make a little black puff.

The diesel folks probably thought I was mocking them. Maybe a bit.

Volvosaurus-Rex > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs 10/23/2013 at 09:13

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I usually troll these people and encourage them to do more stupid stuff to see how far they will go.

getchapopcorn > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs 10/23/2013 at 09:15

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Nibbles strikes again. :(. Damn you, Nibbles. DAMN YOU TO HELL!

Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > getchapopcorn 10/23/2013 at 09:16

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ugh... It was a picture of someone crying a river, lol.